her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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