Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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