Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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