plz talk dirty to me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His nipple licking is glorious
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