No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
