yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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