She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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