dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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