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Who did Billy Mays play for?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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