He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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