worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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