All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
