so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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