I bet he comes in French.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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