And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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