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(913): View more from Kansas

You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.

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(210): View more from Texas

This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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(301): View more from Maryland

Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami

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(303): View more from Colorado

Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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(714): View more from California

Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal

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