Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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