I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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