if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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