Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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