At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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