Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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