come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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