he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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