I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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