Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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