Are we in a gay sports bar?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Terrible idea I love it
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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