So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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