Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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