You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Randomize
