How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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