Whod you bang
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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