i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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