how can u be prego again
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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