It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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