Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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