call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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