Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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