Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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