i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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