It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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