i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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