i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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