I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
send nudes
from the living room?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
