I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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