That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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