I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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