...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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