Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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