I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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