I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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