I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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