mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
