He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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