Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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