if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
accomplished twins. life is a go
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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