Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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