Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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