I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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